Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Popcorn Bandit, Romantic or Not?

So a lot has happened to me since my last post, can believe its been over three years, and how time flies. Lets see where do I start from? The beginning is always best; I shall have to break it down into a series of stories. No one wants to be reading about me for hours I'm sure.
So I went out on a date with this guy that I had been speaking to for a while but hadn't gone out with yet. We go to the cinema to watch a movie and get Popcorn and drinks and he carries them all inside and I remember thinking to myself: “Nice, a gentleman”.
Anyway we get to our seats and he hands me my popcorn and we start watching the movie, next thing I know he leans over and dips his hand into my popcorn and stares longingly and says to me: “Naki zan ci”(I want to eat yours in Hausa). I was so creeped out because it didn't sound like he was talking about popcorn! LOL and couldn't hide my expression, all these thoughts flashed through my mind: “NYAMA! I have only just met you”,”I don't know where that hand has been” and I'm weird about people eating off my plate so to speak without asking. He noticed I didn't like it and offered to get me another and I sorta felt bad(not really) but said no, and spent the rest of the movie trying to eat from the bottom of the bag without being so obvious. At least the movie was good so it wasn't a total loss. 
So please I need your opinion, was that romantic or not?